Moving to Texas? Plan to drive? Then prepare your sphincter!
To get a license, even as someone who already has an out-of-state license, you have to bring an enormous amount of paperwork with you. You can see the details on their webpage, but what makes it a truly rectal experience is when they ask for your Social Security information and take your fingerprints. Last I checked, I'm not applying for a job with the DMV nor am I a criminal so what reason or right do they have to either of these pieces of information?
The False Dilema people would just say, "if you don't like it, don't get a license and walk or ride a bike", but I'm quite certain that it's not unreasonable to ask them to put away the latex gloves.Tags: DMV, Fingerprints, Texas